the punchline: Osama Bin Laden

Anyway, we've all heard that Pat Robertson has gone from threatening the president of Venezuela to threatening entire cities? And that not to be outdone, Bill O'Reilley recently issued a fatwah threat against San Francisco.
You know, it's been a while, but there's this other guy who used to get on TV and threaten the United States. It's been so long that I just can't think of his name. You know, he had a beard, and sandals, and he was always calling death to America? I hate it when this happens. It'll come to me.