Still the President
I'm immature. I own a stand-up of George W. Bush with a sign around his neck reading "President Pendejo". Yesterday, I gave a guy a wedgie. But this? This is childish, yes? I first saw this on the internet a while ago, and thought nothing of it until I started actually seeing this stuff posted on front lawns and plastered to SUVs. After the '96 race, did we see yard signs reading "Bill Clinton: Still the President" and bumperstickers with "Ha ha Bob Dole, you lost!" ? Maybe we did. Maybe I just have selective memory, or maybe I'm just in a pissy mood because it's August and I haven't got AC.
posted by Marie Antoinette at 10:37 AM
2 Comments:
Jesus Marie! No AC?! You're the Queen of France, for chrissakes! Get some peasants to fan you!
Boy, that sign must be awfully tempting to graffiti artists. A few quick strokes could turn it into "ShitWit" in a hurry.
Oh, and I forgot to say: yes, I am Lutheran. Or was Lutheran. Swedish Lutheran. Ah, Luther! He had it tough, you know, with that rat attached to his testicles all those years.
Anyway I DO love casseroles, but my favorite part of the Lutheran experience was Funeral Cake. My father was a blind sacred song singer - very popular - and did all the funerals. Since we were poor and my folks couldn't afford a sitter us kids got to go to all the funerals. Afterwards we got funeral cake, so as to sweeten the experience of death, I guess. But the great thing was that the kitchen ladies would send all the leftover funeral cake home with the poor blind singer's family, so we'd have funeral cake for days. I once O.D.'d on funeral cake. It was glorious!
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