Caught with their respective pants down:

1. Tom Delay. Those hateful democrats are claiming that he violated house ethics rules. Because we hate him so much. Oh and because it's the truth. Delay's been holding out, though. A politician with more shame would've gone the way of Trent Lott by now.
2. Ratzinger, aka Benedict the XVI. He's been Pope for like, a day, and already he's been accused of being a nazi --doubtful--and obstructing the investigation of claims of sexual abuse--probably true, according to guardian. Some Catholics are already wondering who's going to replace him. (I nearly fell over laughing when my Italian teacher walked in the day after he was announced and said "did you hear? We have a new pope for a couple of years"). Jeez, no wonder he was hoping not to get elected.