Thursday, May 05, 2005

Hardy-har-har.

Wow, sorry I haven't been around, but I've had no time to myself. You know how pleasure marriages are. When you're only married for two days, every second counts. For those lamers who aren't in the know, pleasure marriages are all the rage here in Iraq now that Saddam's gone. 'ell, you don't even have to divorce your real wife to get pleasure-married.

Now to be serious:

The United States can't account for one hundred million dollars set for Iraqi reconstruction.

Is Bush going to do like he did with the WMDs and be seen on TV looking under his desk, behind his couch, inside a potted plant, etc, for the $100mil? Because that would be funny!

7 Comments:

Blogger KL said...

Pleasure marriage is also legal in Iran. Women in Middle East should get united and do something for all these rules and laws. In the western world, women were not liberated by men, but they fought for it. Thought they are still not fully liberated, but atleast better than most women in other parts of the world. Similar things should be done by Middle Eastern women.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add that $100 million to the $9 billion that Paul Bremer couldn't account for (a.k.a. stole) and you've got a shitload of moolah. With that kind of money we could have developed some alternative energy source and solved our "energy crisis".

4:08 PM  
Blogger The Green Panda said...

So that's $109 mil? Dang man, I can't even keep track of the money that they aren't keeping track of!

5:37 PM  
Blogger KL said...

And, are we keeping track of all those 80billion dollar budget approval (constantly) for iraq. With some 300 billion dollar, you were going to solve all the problems of this country

10:11 PM  
Blogger The Green Panda said...

I should've re-ran the story about the Magnificent Bastard unit (the group that had serious equipment shortages. Lack of vehicle armor was just the beginning.) My gawd, that pissed me off more than anything.

10:51 PM  
Blogger DBK said...

You won't see Bush doing that "where'd it go?" thing because if he looked in Cheney's underwear he would probably find the money.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Green Panda said...

Thank you G.D., I now have the unpleasant mental image of Dick Cheney being pantsed by George W. Bush.

9:30 PM  

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