The voice of God will be played by Pat Robertson

Everybody agrees: illegal immigration is a problem. What we don't agree on is how to solve it. Some people think we should build a big-assed wall. Others think we should make illegal immigration a federal crime and jail anybody who attempts to cross illegally.
Pat Robertson's unique approach to discouraging illegal immigration has raised some eyebrows, but it may be the cheapest, most effective solution yet. By going on his own private TV channel and saying really stupid things, Pat Robertson hopes to convince everybody in Mexico and central America that the US is full of crazy right-wing motherfuckers and that they're better off staying home.

At least, I hope that's why he's doing it. The last time I posted about Pat Roberston, he was calling for the assassination of the President of Venezuela. Now he's claiming that Israeli PM Ariel Sharon had a stroke because the lord is mad at him for giving the Gaza strip back to the Palestinians.