Next week: Osama Bin Laden's manicurist
Remember when they caught Osama Bin Laden's driver? Well get ready for this, this is a real find: they've just caught Al Quaida's official stylist. (article is courtesy of Attaturk)
I'm not being sarcastic here--I'm not trying to ruin your weekend. This is a real victory in the war on terror (I'm sorry, the "global struggle against violent extremism"). Haven't you ever been getting your hair done, and halfway through you realize that you've told the poor barber your life story? Do you know how much this guy probably knows about Osama Bin Laden? His thoughts, his dreams, his relationship troubles? Question this guy! He probably knows where Osama is..or at least where his ex-girlfriend is (that bitch!)
posted by Marie Antoinette at 8:33 PM
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I just discovered your blog through Mary Bishop's. I saw the title Cockybastard.blogspot and figured my ex boyfriend had gotten himself a blog. But, as it turns out yours is much more interesting than anything he would have to say. Is it okay with you if I add it to my links?
It's fine with me. Oh Gawd, I hope you're not supposed to ask first..I've been adding people to my 'roll all willy nilly.
Willy Nilly is acceptable on even days of the months. On odd days, you must ask permission. LOL
I like the idea of capturing the UBL hairdresser. Maybe the beard trimmer could add something too. Does UBL have a blog site? There might be something revealing there as well.
Al Quaida's stylist? They actually had one? That's pretty sad. I guess the obvious "Omar the Tent Maker" joke should be inserted here...but I don't have the heart.
Has anyone seen Oleg Cassini lately? What ever happened to Karl Lagerfeld? I mean if Al Quaida's got people...
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